|Missions|| This Is Your School |
|Voice Actor||Mathew Stadelman|
- "If the sky fell on my head, I don't think I'd feel any worse than I do right now."
- — Constantinos
Constantinos is a short, skinny student with black hair which is combed backwards. He wears the standard dark teal Bullworth v-neck sweater with white shirt and black tie, a pair of tan trousers and black loafers. In the winter he wears a knit cap with ear flaps the same dark teal colour as his sweater.
Constantinos is a self-proclaimed pessimist, with an unpleasant and glum personality. He is glum enough that he doesn't laugh at funny things that happen around him, and he complains about most things in general. This may be why he is the only older non-clique student who will snitch on other students' behavior to any nearby authority. He has a tendency to tell lies to make himself appear cool, and suffers from kleptomania.
He is the student inside the football team's mascot outfit. The Jocks consider him their whipping boy and mock him mercilessly while he wears it. Constantinos has a crush on Pinky, who won't even acknowledge him. He also writes for the school newspaper. In the yearbook, his name is abbreviated to "Const.".
Role in game Edit
Early in the school year, during This Is Your School, he steals a box of chocolates from Eunice. Jimmy may choose to buy them back from him, bully him into giving them to him, or beat him up and take them. He is also the antagonist of the mission Comic Klepto, where he steals some comic books from Dragon's Wing Comics and flees on a bicycle, forcing Jimmy to chase him down.
During the mission Nice Outfit, Jimmy decides to steal the mascot outfit from him. While Constantinos is out on the football field entertaining the team during practice, Jimmy harasses him until he attacks and chases him into the swimming pool half of the Gymnasium, then beats him up and takes the outfit, leaving Constantinos in his underwear.
He can briefly be seen in the background during the mission The Gym is Burning, and can also be seen in the background during wrestling lessons in Gym class. He is the unfortunate target during the Penalty Shots minigame. He also gives Jimmy two errands; asking him to put chocolates in Gloria's locker, and another one to egg the Girls' Dorm.
At the end of English 2, 3 and 4, he is the student used for the effect demonstrations.
- Judging by his name, pessimism, and depression, he is possibly a reference to Konstantinos Smith, a goth featured on the VCPR radio station in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City, also made by Rockstar Games.
|Angie Ng · Christy Martin · Eunice Pound|
|Gloria Jackson · Karen Johnson · Melody Adams · Pedro De La Hoya · Sheldon Thompson|
|Constantinos Brakus · Gordon Wakefield · Ivan Alexander · Lance Jackson · Ray Hughes · Trevor Moore|