|Family||Thad Carlson (Brother)|
|Missions||Jock Boss Fight|
|Voice Actor||Matt Sauerhoff|
- "It's been almost three hours since I beat up a nerd! I think I'm getting withdrawal."
- — Dan
Dan is a small jock with bright red hair. He wears a blue letterman sweater and brown slacks. In the winter, he is dressed nearly the same but wears black fingerless gloves. His facial features are somewhat coarse, and when he's angry his entire face contorts. He has a strong and fairly deep voice. It is presumed he's one of the older students and is just small for his age. In fact, he's shorter than his younger brother.
Dan is the older brother of the nerd Thad Carlson, and he was once a nerd and was bullied a lot. He claims that playing football defines his life but can sometimes be heard saying things that indicate he misses his old "nerdly" pursuits. However, he's even more into beating up the Nerds than the other Jocks, and talks about it a lot. Earnest is his favorite victim. Dan's insult of choice is "prick".
According to nerd smalltalk, Dan only recently became a jock. His position on the football team is either cornerback or safety, judging by dialogue - he talks about both tackles and interceptions. His number on the team is 1.
Role in gameEdit
Dan has few cutscene appearance, though he can be seen with the rest of the Jocks during several missions in Chapter 4. During The Candidate, if the mission is completed the camera pans across Dan watching the speech looking bored and glum. He can be seen in Carnival Date with Kirby, armed with a baseball bat, walking past Jimmy and Pinky. During Defender of the Castle, he along with Kirby, are in their football gear and attempt to break the barricade on the observatory track and bust into the Observatory. He later gets knocked out by an explosive-rigged football thrown to him by Kirby in the The Big Game mission.
- In the Playstation 2, Playstation 3 and Windows versions of the game, Dan has a unique pose in the Yearbook to other students. In the Xbox 360 and Nintendo Wii versions, his pose is changed to look just like the other students.
|2nd in Command|
|Bo Jackson · Casey Harris · Dan Wilson · Juri Karamazov|