- "You lousy, stupid American!"
- — Milhailovich
Milhailovich has greying black hair in a flat-top, and a bit of stubble on his face. He wears a striped mustard-yellow jacket and trousers, a faded reddish-pink tie, and a pair of black leather loafers. During the winter, he buttons his jacket fully and adds a blue scarf and black gloves to it. His name and accent suggest that he is Eastern European.
Milhailovich is the owner of the In-And-Out-Motel. According to Henry, he murders customers and stores their corpses in the motel. He makes deals with Officer Williams, the nature of which is cannot be pinpointed but small talk amongst the townsfolk would suggest that it involves his motel, possibly having something to do with the supposed murders. He seems to like America, but dislikes the people, as he is known to call people "lousy stupid American" when he insults them. Like most New Coventry residents, he tends to be nasty towards Jimmy most of the time and labels him as a "big rat".