Mobile Merde are a brand of port-a-potties, which can be used as hiding places. They can be found in The Carnival, the park in Bullworth Vale, and the Docks in Blue Skies Industrial Park. They can be wrecked, although this renders them useless.
Port-a-potties are riskier, as the animation for opening them is longer than wardrobes, lockers, or rubbish bins. It is more in the interest of the player to look for a rubbish bin instead, to avoid getting busted.
- "Merde" is French for "shit".