- "You're one heck of a sucka'!"
- — Mr. Doolin
Mr. Doolin is an elderly white man in his 60s, possibly his early 70s. He is balding and has a thick mustache. He wears a dark blue suit and matching pants over a white shirt with a red tie, and gold tie-clip. In the winter he adds a cowboy hat.
Mr. Doolin considers himself to be a terrible person who will continue to do bad deeds until he passes away, and that he is certain he's going to hell. Apparently, his personal fortune stems from scams, and he claims to have ripped off numerous customers.
However, he also admits that his dirty business is due to the lack of honesty from other people, and that "nobody plays by the rules."
Role in gameEdit
Mr. Doolin has no individual role in the game.