- "Yes Dr. Crabblesnitch, of course Dr. Crabblesnitch, good thing you don't know what I'm up to Dr. Crabblesnitch..."
- — Mr. Luntz
Mr. Luntz is a middle aged man with a haggard appearance. His hair is red and somewhat scraggly, and his hairline looks to be receding. He wears drab olive pants and a shirt of a similar color. He likely sleeps in the bedroom area that is located in the school's basement.
Mr. Luntz dislikes his job and his lot in life intensely, and can be heard muttering seemingly devious plots under his breath against both the students and the other faculty, particularly Dr. Crabblesnitch, and even Jimmy. When Jimmy greets him he acts very surprised that a student isn't being rude and obnoxious by saying "Uhhhmmm... hello." in a nice way. He also mocks Dr. Crabblesnitch by telling Jimmy to keep his nose clean.
Aside from when he is managing the school store, Mr. Luntz is rarely seen without his pushbroom. He prefers using it to bludgeon troublemaking students to busting them.
Role in gameEdit
Mr. Luntz manages the school store. Sometimes he can be seen around campus in the mornings with his broom.
During Welcome to Bullworth, he may appear just outside the school gates, sweeping. If Jimmy watches him, he will eventually walk off in the direction of Bullworth Town. He plays no role in the game otherwise.
- Mr. Luntz is programmed as an adult rather than a faculty member. He uses the same method of busting students that the adult male townsfolk use; however, he has quotes for busting someone, which may indicate that he was once planned to be faculty. Since he is not an authority figure, if any actual authority figures see him attempting to bust a student with an empty trouble meter or hitting a student with his broom, they will attempt to bust him.