|Voice Actor||Gaylord Rice|
Paris is a morbidly obese woman who has a beard. She wears a purple sleeveless tee and black shorts, occasionally wearing a purple-red bikini instead. She can be found in the second room in the Freak Show, binging on nachos and commenting on the television programs and commercials.
She spends most of her time watching TV, and her dialogue is mainly commenting about TV shows and ads. She hates reality TV, although she also declares to love it because "it makes her feel good about herself".
In the comic guide, the two midget wrestlers discuss fighting to the death for her hand of marriage. She isn't too happy about this and asks if she can just choose one man instead.
Jimmy has to take a picture of her in Photography 5.